by sagar......dard ka Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:51 pm
Baba went to Saurabh's house and said, "Oye Saurabh, lets go to London"
Saurabh replied "Yes Baba, par mainu English nahin aandi" (I can t speak English)
Baba assures Saurabh that his English skills are better than average, and that he d take care of him in London. Baba and Saurabh reach London, and pretty soon are sauntering down the middle of a fairly busy road!
A Gori Mem(blonde) pulls up behind them in her Austin Princess and starts of in English ...... Oh Man! ,,, You are jay-walking BLAH BLAH don t you have any regard For the traffic rules in this country ... etc.. etc..
Baba turns around, looks at the Gori Mem, and Starts rattling off the following at a fairly brisk Pace.
"To the Principal, Government High secondary school, Village Noorpur, Post Office Noorpur, Tehsil Jalandhar, District Jalandhar, Punjab, India. Sir ... I am having severe stomach aches since yesterday, and my Phamily doctor has recomended bed rest! .... Please grant me two days sick leave. Yours Obediently .... Baba."
The Gori is quite baffled at the sudden outburst from Baba, and quitely gets into her car and leaves.
Saurabh is amazed. He runs up to Baba and says "Oye Baba, tu taan phate chak dite"! Us gori de takkar di angrazi bol ke" ....tussi jawaab nahi
Baba Shrugs off Saurabh and says: "oye yeh taa kuch bhi nahin, je jaada tain tain kardi na .... mainu Thirsty Crow te Greedy Daag Dono aande se dono suna dene se"