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~~Banta v/s bandar~~

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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:20 pm

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:22 pm

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:22 pm

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:22 pm

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
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Post by Guest on Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:23 pm

Santa
& banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf
ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne
handwriting pehchan li to...?
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Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:05 am

Lolzzzzz haya ji yeh nilu hoga........... wohi aisi gr88 cheeze kar sakta hai........
haaya wrote:Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.


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Post by SourabhBasak on Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:07 am

Lolzzzzzzz sahi to kaha agar handwriting pehchan li to maare jayenge............
haaya wrote:Santa
& banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf
ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne
handwriting pehchan li to...?


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