I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? -Ronnie Shakes
If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Eubie Blake on his hundredth birthday
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. -Ed Gardner
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W. C. Fields
I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Goethe
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What good would that do? -Ronnie Shakes
If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. -Eubie Blake on his hundredth birthday
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. -Ed Gardner
I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence. -Edgar Allen Poe
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -W. C. Fields
I distinctly remember forgetting that. -Clara Barton
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -Goethe