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Post by roshini on Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:20 pm

15 Funny In-Cabin Flight Accouncements

1. 的知 sorry for the delay, but the machine that smashes your baggage and removes the handles is broken, so the ground crew is having to do it all by hand today!

2. 展e値l be dimming the lights in the cabin. Pushing the light-bulb button will turn your reading light on. However, pushing the flight-attendant button will not turn your flight attendant on.

3. 展elcome aboard Southwest, to operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don稚 know how to operate one, you probably shouldn稚 be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

4. 典here may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.

5. 添our seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments.

6. 展e are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.

7. 鏑adies and gentlemen, we致e reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.

8. 撤lease be sure to take all of your belongings. If you池e going to leave anything, please make sure it痴 something we壇 like to have.

9. 的n the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.

10. 典hat was quite a bump, and I know what y誕ll are thinking. I知 here to tell you it wasn稚 the airline痴 fault, it wasn稚 the pilot痴 fault, it wasn稚 the flight attendant痴 fault, it was the asphalt.

11. 添our seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.

12. 鏑adies and Gentlemen. Our pilots FLY much better than they DRIVE so please remain seated until the captain finishes taxiing and brings the aircraft to a complete stop at the terminal.

13. 展eather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we値l try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.


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