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Post by Angel_Drishne on Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:57 pm


Husband (Returning late from work):Good evening dear, I'm now logged in.

Wife:Have you brought the grocery?
Husband:Bad command or filename.

Wife:But I told you in the morning!
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife:What about my new TV?
Husband:Variable not found.

Wife:Atleast give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.

Wife:Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband:Too many parameters..

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife:You are useless.
Husband:It's by default.

Wife: What about your salary?
Husband:File in use....Try later.

Wife:What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus....


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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:00 pm

lol3 perfect example of incompatible wares wink
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Post by Angel_Drishne on Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:31 pm

yep sweet heart this is the life this is what u land up to get married with an Computer Expert


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Post by Guest on Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:05 pm

this is how U land up getting "married" lol3 sweety
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Post by sagar......dard ka on Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:20 pm


Guru......... aapko itni jalan kyun ho rahi hai ham "MARRIED" logon se ?..... jyada mann kar raha hai to aap bhi kar lo na shadi.... fir bachchu ko aate-daal ke bhaav maalum pad jayega.......!!!

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Post by Daisy on Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:01 am

lol3 lol3


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Post by sagar......dard ka on Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:18 pm


Jyada khush mat ho Daisy......!! tu bhi shaadi kar le fir saari hansi GAYAB ho jayegi.... tumhari nahi...... TUMHARE PATIDEV KI............. huh.......???????
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Post by Daisy on Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:01 pm

sagar......dard ka wrote:
Jyada khush mat ho Daisy......!! tu bhi shaadi kar le fir saari hansi GAYAB ho jayegi.... tumhari nahi...... TUMHARE PATIDEV KI............. huh.......???????

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