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Witty 2 liners

Post by Baba on Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:56 am

Brevity is the Soul of Wit. Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-

The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
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They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive
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One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.
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