Brevity is the Soul of Wit. Enjoy these fresh two-liners with some genuine observations:-
The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
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They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?
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Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive
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One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.
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The difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
😊😊
Alcohol is a perfect solvent:
It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
😊😊
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
😊😊
Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.
😊😊
They say that alcohol kills slowly.
So what? Who's in a hurry?
😊😊
Alcohol and calculus don't mix.
Never drink and derive
😊😊
One nice thing about egotists:
They don't talk about other people.
😊😊