by Baba Thu Jul 16, 2020 6:03 pmA soldier was stationed abroad and received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read: "Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: "Dear Kim, I'm so sorry but I can't remember who you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave.”
It read: "Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies.
There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: "Dear Kim, I'm so sorry but I can't remember who you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave.”