Nilu Ka Confusion !!!! Read on.....

Baba wrote:

Judge (Baba) to Nilu : "Nilu, app ke jurm ki saza ye hai, k aap ke kaan kaat diye jayenge"... :>:):

Nilu : Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aisa zlum na karo mujhpe jdge sahab.... :[-o<: me to bilukl andha ho jaunga....

Judge ( BAba) : Aree janab, kaan katne se nahi dikhne ka kya sambandh ??????

Nilu : Oyeeeee... Kaan ni honge to chasme ki dandi kya tumhare sasur ke kaano pe lagaunga me ?????

Baba wrote:

Once Sonu(saurabh) was down on his luck.

In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a

kid and hold him for ransom.

He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him

behind a tree,

and told him, "I've kidnapped you."

Sonu then wrote a note saying:

"I've kidnapped your kid.

Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag

and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side

of the city playground".

Signed: "Saurabh.basak".

Sonu then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and

sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Sonu checked, and sure

enough a paper bag was

kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next

to the bag.

Sonu opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash

with a note saying:

"How can a Frenzy do this to a fellow Frenzy?

Take the money, and Please leave my son."

Signed:Nilu.

Admin wrote:

Bhai now it's proven dat i really got brain.... Par aapko akal aane mein na jaane aur kinni sadiyaa beet jaayegi... Bhai apne saure se kab milwa rahe h waise..

yeah sure nilu ap k dimag ki numaish to ho hi gayi hai.... aisa dimag or 2-4 jan ko mil jaye to iss sansar se akal naam ki chiz humesha k liye gayab ho jayegi mere sasur se pehele meko to mil lene do fir ap ko b milwa lunga

Admin wrote:Isse Dariyadilli kehte bhai...shikho iss dayawaan se kuch bhai

Baba wrote:Naazu called in very upset because she caught her little neighbor eating ants.
The doc quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful
and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention
that she gave her some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.

Baba wrote:Naazu goes to a petrol pump sees a board,

"Don't use Mobile here",

she picks her Mobile phone,

calls everyone from her phone

& says DON'T CALL ME NOW....

roshini wrote: