Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant
During
their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I
don't
know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?' The
waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went into the kitchen.
He
returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are
you
sure?" Al asked. "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went
back
to the kitchen.
While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in
China. Our people are scattered everywhere." At this point, the waiter
returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. Are you really sure, man?"
Al
asked again. "I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews." Exasperated,
the
waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! "We have Apple Jews,
Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of Chinese
Jews!"
During
their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I
don't
know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?"
When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?' The
waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went into the kitchen.
He
returned a few minutes later and said, "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." "Are
you
sure?" Al asked. "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went
back
to the kitchen.
While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no Jews in
China. Our people are scattered everywhere." At this point, the waiter
returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. Are you really sure, man?"
Al
asked again. "I can't believe there are no Chinese Jews." Exasperated,
the
waiter frantically said, "Sir, I ask everyone! "We have Apple Jews,
Orange Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one hear of Chinese
Jews!"