Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my G-Mail inbox...I find:
1) 6 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) 10/15 banks waiting to delivered my pre approval credit card.
3) I have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
4) 8-10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5) 3 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
6) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
7) 5-6 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And
*8)Approx 20-25 mails from Riya, Priya, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.*
*साला.. जिंदगी में और क्या चाहिए। ?
1) 6 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) 10/15 banks waiting to delivered my pre approval credit card.
3) I have won £ 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
4) 8-10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5) 3 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
6) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
7) 5-6 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And
*8)Approx 20-25 mails from Riya, Priya, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.*
*साला.. जिंदगी में और क्या चाहिए। ?