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Laugh riot..

Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 1:44 pm

Santa was Reading a blank paper
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
S: Meri Grlfrd Ka Love Leter
B: Magar Ye To Khali Hai?
S: Aaj-kal Hum Baat Nahi Karte


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:05 pm

Wife-Do U want dinner?

Hubby- Sure what R my choices?

Wife-Yes & No


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:06 pm

Banta ek sadhu se bola:Baba,meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upay batao.

sadhu:Beta,upaay hota to main sadhu kyu banta?


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:08 pm

Asman mai tum ho,samundar mai tum ho,

zami pe tum,hawa mai tum,

jaha b dekho tum ho.

DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi,

KITANU har jagha hote hai


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:10 pm

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,

an art for a lover,

an accomplishment for a bachelor,

and a matter of survival for a married man.


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:12 pm

Thought for the day: If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!!


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:13 pm

Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?

Student: Father-in-Law!


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:42 pm

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.

Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?

Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:43 pm

Pappu:Dad,main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja saku

Santa:Beta,itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi bana


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Post by Admin on Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:49 pm

Train chali,

Santa aaye aur dibbe mein chad gaye

TCbola-Kyu Taau?dikta nahi Ladies compt hai?

Santa:Sorry Yaar!Mainu laga aap mard ho


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